Bird - Flamingo - Wading at the DMV
by Mike Savad
Title
Bird - Flamingo - Wading at the DMV
Artist
Mike Savad
Medium
Photograph - Digital Art
Description
There are only so many jobs that was specifically designed for a sadist. Where else can you go as slow as possible, while others angrily wait on line, and expect to wait on a long slow line?
How many forms of ID do I need? I tell them 19, the real number is always 2 more than what I counted in the stack they gave me. Sorry, but I need 19 forms of ID, and by the end of today, but you'll have to go to the back of the line when you get it, and its 3pm now, we close at 5. If anything should be expired by just one day, it won't count and you'll need something fresh... I get so much pleasure telling them that!
Where else can I go out of my way to take a bad picture of someone? No job ever! Just look this way, rub that make up off its not allowed, and they always ask, did I get it all? It's really smudged up now, and I say that's perfect darling, now look this way, glasses off, no smiles now, now say Butterscotch... Buttersc.... Click, in the middle of that word, just to get them to have that special looking weird expression you get with a drivers license picture. The best part is, when I see them at the club, they have to make that face each time just to get in.
Then there are the fun errors, I love the "Driver not found" window that pops up randomly on my screen. Watching a customer ruffle their feathers, flapping their wings in a frantic way sends goosebumps down my body.
My friend next to me, often shops for beautiful art, when the customer thinks they are waiting for something to process, if they only knew what she was doing.
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July 16th, 2022
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